Saturday, July 7, 2012

The Cluck Is Ticking...

The Earth will be destroyed in five minutes. You want to escape.

You have:

A hammer

A tractor

And a chicken.

Good cluck. You're going to need it.

(This was inspired in no way by a chicken drive-through and a disastrous exhibition of children singing in church. Really)
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2 comments:

  1. Pat MathewsMonday, July 30, 2012 at 10:53:00 AM CDT

    Every time I click on this post, I feel a serious need for dramamine to offset the dizzying surrealism.

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  2. WallyMonday, July 30, 2012 at 9:45:00 PM CDT

    Imagine Boris Karloff reading "The Hunting of the Snark", backed by a chorus of male, rural Americans chanting "hammer, tractor, chickie"...

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